You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your argument falls on *deaf* ears… because earplugs! 🎧🙉😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago. Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it. If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways. Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears. Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.