You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I better start making coffee that even my spreadsheets can't ignore! ☕📈💼 Related funny posts 🤝 I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview. I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work. So many spreadsheets and not once did I feel excelled. Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.