It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw. Posted onMay 29, 2026
When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me. Posted onMay 19, 2026