You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.