Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.
  • I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.
  • Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.
  • My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.
  • How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.