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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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The peace of not knowing.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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45 shares on Twitch this month:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

75 shares on Threads this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

72 shares on Messenger this month:

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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I forgot how to panic. Help!

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips!

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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All roads lead to disappointment.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Just shared via Instagram:

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

Trending via Facebook:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Just landed via TikTok:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

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Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Trending via Reddit:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Keep the laugh going 😂

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

The peace of not knowing.

Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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