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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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"Cleaning the house to your old clubbing tunes? That's the grooviest retirement plan ever! 🎶🧹 Who needs a DJ when you can just spin that mop!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adulthood, age, clean, cleaning, getting, getting old, house, housework, music, nostalgia, old, used on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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