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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Funny housework quotes

Funny housework quotes bring humor to the often tedious task of keeping things tidy. 🧹😄 From witty remarks about cleaning mishaps to playful jabs at the never-ending chores, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of maintaining a home. Enjoy a laugh and make housework a bit more enjoyable! 😂🏠

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17 hours ago
Share →: Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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When moms go into housework superhero mode and then realize they need a nap. 🦸‍♀️🧹😴 #MomLife
2 weeks ago
Share →: I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

Commentary:
"Independent cleaning service: Motivated by the sheer joy of procrastination! 🧹😅🙃"
1 month ago
Share →: The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Commentary:
"The worst thing you can do while cleaning is accidentally hit the 'accept all cookies' button! 🍪🧹😂"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Commentary:
"Who knew a simple invitation could lead to such an intense cleaning workout! 💪🏡 Better start sprinting with that vacuum cleaner before your guests arrive! 🏃‍♂️🧹 #HouseworkOlympics"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"
6 months ago
Share →: Wake me when AI does housework.

Commentary:
"AI doing housework? Count me in! 🤖🧹 Just imagine waking up to a robot butler named Rosie straight out of The Jetsons! 🤣 Let's hope AI doesn't get too advanced and start asking us to do its chores instead! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Commentary:
"Cleaning the house to your old clubbing tunes? That's the grooviest retirement plan ever! 🎶🧹 Who needs a DJ when you can just spin that mop!"
6 months ago
Share →: My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Commentary:
Ah, a true master of efficiency! 👀🧹 Who needs a broom when you have the power of the stare? 😄 Keep sweeping those rooms with style! ✨🏡 #SweepingTakingItToTheNextLevel

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Jesus, I need money to organize your birthday.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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