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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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I disagree with my politics.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

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Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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