Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
  • I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.
  • You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.
  • The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.
  • Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
  • Descibe your boobs only using a picture of them.