You were promised to me 3,000 years ago. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂 Related funny posts 😂 Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events. 89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.” I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”. Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.