You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter? If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.
