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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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You are my favorite dirty thought.

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When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

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iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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