Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, I guess the court's current verdict is "Stop! Hammer time" π€βοΈπ¨π Related funny posts π Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesnβt have anything nice to say then he shouldnβt say anything at all. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? Iβve needed that in literally every job Iβve had. Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith. Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.