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When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

May 19, 2026

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

May 19, 2026

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Apr 1, 2026

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

Mar 31, 2026

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Mar 29, 2026

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Mar 28, 2026

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Mar 26, 2026

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Mar 26, 2026

I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Mar 24, 2026