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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an au…

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an au…

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Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged auto, auto mechanic, car, car repair, cardiologist, doctor, fancy, funny question, humor, joke, mechanic, medical, name, profession, question, repair on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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