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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

May 20, 2026

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

Apr 1, 2026

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Mar 31, 2026

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Mar 31, 2026

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Mar 30, 2026

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Mar 30, 2026

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Mar 29, 2026