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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

β€œYou’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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