Commentary:
"Honestly, I think my car is just trying to play freeze tag with me every time I stop at a light 🚦😂 #QuitPlayingGamesWithMyHeart"
Funny auto quotes
“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”
Commentary:
Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧
The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.
Commentary:
"Who needs a house when you can have the convenience of insurance all around you? 🚗💨 #LifeGoals"
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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.
Commentary:
Looks like this new COVID variant is not only spreading quickly but also has a side hustle as a telemarketer! 🦠🚗 "Hello there, may I interest you in a lifetime warranty for your lungs and taste buds?" 😂 #COVIDVariantSalesPitch