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Witty text about choosing between financial woes and heartbreak, humorous and playful in tone.

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, apparently it also throws in a side of emotional baggage. 🍋😅💔"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broke, heartbreak, humor, i, irony, life, life struggles, lord, money, relationship, struggles on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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