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  • Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?
  • I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.
  • I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.
  • Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.
  • I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.
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