I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.
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"Who knew a cocktail shaker could be replaced by divorce papers? πŸΈπŸ’” Sometimes the best tonic for life's troubles is a little separation on the rocks! Cheers to newfound freedom! πŸ₯‚ #DivorceDecisions"

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