The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Ah, the classic struggle of modern existence – the eternal battle between hand dryers and paper towel dispensers. Time truly becomes a nebulous concept in this gripping saga of bathroom confusion ⏳🤔💨🤲🧻. Just when you think you've conquered the hand-drying realm, the paper towel dispenser swoops in to challenge your very understanding of reality! It's a cruel, never-ending cycle of bathroom antics that leaves us all questioning our place in this chaotic

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