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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of dream jobs vs. dreamy thoughts 🤔💭 Why dream about working when you could be dreaming about a beach vacation instead? 🏖️ #beachbumlife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspirations, dream, dream job, dude, humor, i, job, just, know, life, me, relatable, someone, work on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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