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  • Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.
  • Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.
  • Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.
  • The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.
  • My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”
  • I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.