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  • Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”
  • Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.
  • I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
  • In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.
  • The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.