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  • Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.
  • When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.
  • Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.
  • Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”
  • Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.
  • There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.