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  • Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.
  • Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.
  • In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
  • If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?
  • The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
  • Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”