You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mysterious allure of the white shirt strikes again! 🍝 Who knew it had the power to summon a spaghetti craving in everyone around you? Maybe it's just a clever ploy to secure more dinner invitations! 💁‍♂️🍝 #FashionableFoodie"

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