I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.
Download image ↓

Commentary:
🍏🍏🍏 "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? 🤣🍎 #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

, , , , , , , , , , , , ,
New funny quotes
Follow us on X
Follow us on Facebook
Follow us on Pinterest
Follow us on Instagram
Random funny quotes

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.
  • Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
  • This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.
  • Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
  • I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.
  • Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.