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  • Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
  • After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.
  • I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.
  • When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”
  • How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?
  • The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.