I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.