So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

Commentary:
"Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"

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