I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?