College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.
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"Looks like the Bible missed the syllabus on referencing higher education 📚🤷‍♂️ Maybe the disciples were too busy studying miracles and parables instead! 😄 #EscapingCollege"

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