Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There’s definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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