Funny village quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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  Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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  Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation

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