I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

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Amazon's algorithm be like: "Hey there, would you like to buy this random item that you never knew you needed but now can't live without?" 🤖💸 Resistance is futile, embrace the temptation!

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