“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

“Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.

Commentary:
“Ah, the human struggle: trying to find a balance between listening to your body and not letting it run the show. 🤷‍♂️ Maybe if we all had snackceptional self-control, we’d be napping less and snacking more. 🛌🍪 #SnacksOnTheBrain”

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