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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I need to start hiding my money from myself.

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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.