Commentary:
When you're the independent woman but secretly wouldn't mind an instruction manual for life 🤷♀️😅📚
Funny facade quotes
Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.
Commentary:
"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro"
I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.
Commentary:
"I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.
Commentary:
🐶📚 "Why yes, I do love to 'paws' and read my dog-eared book every night. Who needs new bookmarks when you can have eared bookmarks, right? 😂 Just trying to give off that well-read vibe…or at least the illusion of it! 🤓"
Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"