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I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Reported on WeChat:

Half princess, half menace.

Seen just now on Twitch:

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Making waves on Telegram:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Just landed via Messenger:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

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The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Breaking via Slack:

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Going viral on Threads:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Breaking via Facebook:

By the time my CVS receipt finished printing, I was eligible for another prescription refill.

Breaking via Discord:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

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