Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Commentary:
"Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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