I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.
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"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! 🧞‍♂️⏰💊😂"

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