Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
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"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! πŸΊπŸ”‹πŸ˜„"

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