Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library ππ€« #AvoidTheSpotlight Related funny posts π If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why thereβs such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence. Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide. Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along. I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone elseβs tweet. Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.