Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Jan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Playful quote about prioritizing pizza and early bedtimes for humor and relatability.

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Commentary:
Who needs a date when you've got a hot pizza and a cozy 8:30 bedtime? 🍕😴❤️

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