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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.