I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”