I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When I wake up, even my alarm clock gives me a standing ovation πβ°π Related funny posts π€ The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time. I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am. I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. I no longer need an alarm clock because Iβm over 40 and have a bladder.