Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! 🎬😂👶💔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan! We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”. I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!” Your pronouns are “side/chick”. My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”