11 funny triangle quotes - Wordgag

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

May 29, 2026

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

May 28, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

May 27, 2026

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

May 26, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

May 25, 2026

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

May 24, 2026

Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

May 24, 2026

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

May 21, 2026

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

May 21, 2026

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

May 21, 2026

Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

May 19, 2026