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When your relationship goals are paperback deep and blanket warm 📚💘🛋️
Funny love triangle quotes
I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.
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Searching for the elusive Jolene like she’s a mythical creature. 🕵️♀️✨ Anyone seen her? She’s welcome to my non-existent man too! 🤷♀️👀
Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.
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Sounds like they're auditioning for a reality TV show! 🎬😂👶💔