I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of a calm exterior masking a turbulent interior… kind of like a tea kettle about to boil over! 🫖💥 Don't mess with this serene facade, or you might just trigger the ultimate punchline! 👊😂"

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